Budweiser

The King of Beers. Only Republicans would like something that calls itself the King. Wouldn't Monarchy be a great system of government here in the United States? It would be just like the days of the Bible and we could have a series of Bushes continue in the White House. How great would that be?

But back to beer. Budweiser is cheap, it has no personality, and it clings onto the past. So there is little left to wonder why Republicans love Budweiser so much. It also loves to play to the lowest common denominator by sounding out how to spell Budweiser. Way to pander to your crowd.

BUD. WISE. ER. (ribbit).

Or as it should be:

CRUD. WAT. ER.

If Republicans just wanted to spend a little more money to buy something made AND owned in America, perhaps they should start buying local beers to help small business. That's really all you hear about when they talk about buying things not made in China or owned by Belgians or Brazilians. But once you start talking about taking a little more money from their pockets, it's back to the Bud. No matter how it's sounded out.