Trucks

Big, beefy, and has a lot of gas. Republicans love trucks, especially trucks Made in 'Murica. Made for hauling things and putting naked lady mud flaps with a set of balls hanging from your tow hitch. It screams, "Look at me!"

The fascination with trucks really goes behind their utility out in the fields or on the farms. With many Republican Americans coming from rural areas of the country, trucks are perfect to help with the daily chores.

But it doesn't end there does it. Trucks have become a status symbol on who can show off the most. While Democrats are dealing with who's Prius uses the least amount of gas or who's Tesla is faster, Republicans continue to pimp out their trucks so they can get noticed. They just keep getting bigger and uglier.

"Hey, nice looking deer in the bed there."
"Yeah, stopped on my way back to the fields and picked 'er up."
"What did you use for the kill, bow or rifle?"
"My truck."

They want to take our guns away, but they'll never take away our trucks.